My Horoscope

I am a vehement critic of horoscopes and other such bollocks psychobabble, but this horoscope really spoke to me:

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)
Expect the unexpected this week. But don't expect it too much as then it will be expected and you won't be expecting it anymore. And then you'll be sorry.

Thanks to The Daily Mash for that one.